Monday, April 17, 2006

Comically Unsurprising Headline of the Day



Well, of the last few days, anyway. Please don't ever stop being you, CNN.

6 comments:

Karen Zipdrive said...

Ted Turner said he regretted ever selling CNN and having his beloved, credible news network turned into a freak show.
:(

Unknown said...

Freak show doesn't even cover it..jackass's can't buy a clue these days..

the Alpha John said...

Goth is a subgenre of punk culture characterized by "a dark and sinister aesthetic, with aficionados conspicuous by their range of distinctive clothing and makeup and tastes in music," the investigators said. There is a Goth subculture in the U.S., reportedly inspired by fantasy games such as Dungeons and Dragon.

Wow, how utterly out of touch. I think these researchers have been inhaling their lab experiments for too long.

Karen Zipdrive said...

Goth is for 12-year-olds who are just starting to find ways to bug their parents.
In fact, I've just been cmmissioned to do a Goth mural on a 12-year-old's bedroom wall... by her daddy.
Nothing defuses a shocking fad like parental consent.
heh heh heh

Anonymous said...

Sweet Jesus, at this stage of the Empire, aren't we all?

Anonymous said...

Hmmm, maladaptive coping strategies? negative emotions such as anger, anxiety, frustration, or guilt? Trying to bug parents?

Maybe that explains the Bush League!!

Course, those Goth Guys 'n Gals go way beyond self mutilation - a bit too self involved to recognize global mutilation!