Wednesday, November 23, 2005

Sparkle Pony Interactive: No Man is an Island, but Jean Schmidt Is

I searched and searched this past weekend for good pictures of Jean Schmidt, the loony-tunes Christian wacko Representative from Ohio (do I even need to add that she's a Republican?), but the pickings were slim. Until today, that is. The Washington Post has an article this morning about the dustup, and it's accompanied by a wonderful photo of the demented Mrs. (not Ms.!) Schmidt:


Click for a larger version.

And here, again, is where you come in: how would you like to improve, alter, corrupt or appropriate the above photo? You can do it yourself or, if you are Photoshop-challenged, you can tell me your idea. Send your contributions to peteykinsATgmailDOTcom, and when I get home from work, I'll get crackin' on them.

All that I ask is that you make your contributions as tacky, rude or insulting as possible, because the lack of good images of Mrs. Schmidt on the internet virtually guarantees that these will float to the top of the Google heap.

9 comments:

wildredbeard said...

Your Royal Highness:


After I courtsey before you, may I offer that she be dolled up to look like the coach of the San Diego Chargers - Marty Schottenheimer - I'll look for some good photos of him, but the Mrs is a dead ringer for him. And I think that's poetic justice.

May your glitter always be merry

Wildredbeard

Shelly said...

i agree. that would be ghetto fabulous.

Anonymous said...

She looks a lot like Margaret Hamilton (who I've always had a sick crush on), perhaps you could green up her complexion and add a broom....

peacebug said...

oh - how about the schmidt dolled up (tarted up?) to look like the french queen who said famously, "let 'em eat cake!" - ?

the sentiment, I feel sure, fits her like a glove.
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Omnipotent Poobah said...

Eeeewwwww! At the very least can you not offer it in the larger size. It scared the bejezzus out of me.

peacebug said...

oh - and thanks for the heads-up on bill "joe mccarthy" o'reilly's list. I've emailed him at fox to add my name:
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happy to appear on your mccarthy-esque list of enemies. you're doing a great job channeling that 1950s-era blot.

PLEASE add my name.

cheers & sneers

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wonder if I'll hear back.
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Wenie-Wenie said...

Mabye its just the tricolors of Ohio behind her, but doesnt she bear an uncanny resemblence to Charles DeGaulle? (Come to think on it, Rep. Murtha looks a bit like Churchill.)

Alicia said...

Thank you, Princess, for that fabulous find! I couldn't find anything decent in time. Even though the whole brou-ha-ha will be over by the time I get around to working on Mean Jean, I don't care. Something will come to me, I know it!

Blue Gal said...

somebody's already done the wicked witch thing. I would put her in the tub with...whom? Cheney? Turd Blossom?

Here's the tubby photo

http://adweek.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/pleasepassthespongebob_1.jpg