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And here, again, is where you come in: how would you like to improve, alter, corrupt or appropriate the above photo? You can do it yourself or, if you are Photoshop-challenged, you can tell me your idea. Send your contributions to peteykinsATgmailDOTcom, and when I get home from work, I'll get crackin' on them.
All that I ask is that you make your contributions as tacky, rude or insulting as possible, because the lack of good images of Mrs. Schmidt on the internet virtually guarantees that these will float to the top of the Google heap.