Tuesday, October 18, 2005

Are You There, God? It's Me, Sparkle Pony



God, or Allah, or WHATEVER, I've never asked you for anything before, but pleasepleaseplease let this happen. Just as a special favor to me, OK?

That's Condi earlier today, by the way, with all her little pals. Can you imagine if Cheney were to resign and Condi get crowned first princess? Of course, these rumors are totally ungrounded in reality, but think about it: Bush would get HUGE brownie points for having the first African American VP, the first lesbian VP and the first Female VP. And since Condi's pro-choice, it would whip the wacko Christians into such a foamy lather it would resemble cappuccino. A spectacular fracturing of the Republican Party would ensue. Cross your sparkley hooves!

7 comments:

yes said...

conspiracy theory - cheney will have a heart attack so the pity party will ensue and he will disappear as vice president for "health reasons" and a more yucky evil neocon will replace him, possibly jeb bush.

Alicia Morgan said...

What a thrilling thought! As usual, Princess, you have the best ideas ever!

Alicia Morgan said...

Uh, did you say..."brownie" points?

Shelly said...

Avi, good point. He will probably do that, retire for health reasons. Then the talking turds like Hannity, Coulter, O'Reilly will say that the LEFT gave Cheney a heart attack.
Or he will go back to Haliburton and start the brew boiling.
Muhahaha!!

Anonymous said...

"Please, please, please, let me get what I want this time." All paws, hooves, and other appendages crossed here too.

Shelly said...

I think Condi and Miers could be the postergirls for Gay Marriage...
Just a thought.

Anonymous said...

please dont let it happen, I woul dbe in a state of perpetual nausea, you wouldnt want that ould u sparkle pony?