Are You Ready for Governor Roy Moore?

"This is the church, and this is the steeple..."

Yes, that's right: Roy Moore, the "Ten Commandments Judge", is running for Governor of Alabama, a move I predicted over a year ago. My sparkley hooves are all in a dither about this. I hope he wins! Just try to imagine what a glorious train wreck that will be! I. Can. Not. Wait.