Thursday, September 01, 2005

New Orleans? "Good Riddance" Says Totally Compassionate Christian Group

Once again, hairdressers are clearly to blame:
"Southern Decadence" has a history of filling the French Quarters section of the city with drunken homosexuals engaging in sex acts in the public streets and bars" Repent America director Michael Marcavage said in a statement Wednesday.

"Although the loss of lives is deeply saddening, this act of God destroyed a wicked city." Marcavage said. "From ‘Girls Gone Wild’ to ‘Southern Decadence’, New Orleans was a city that had its doors wide open to the public celebration of sin. May it never be the same."

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Don't worry, fellow party-people, we're going to get through this and implement all of the ideas Marcavage just gave us.

Engage in sex acts in the public streets and bars? Public celebration of sin? Tell him to meet us out in the streets of the Quarter on February 28th, 2006.

IT'S ON!!!!!!!!!!! Because we are going to be alive and loving life!