Wednesday, August 24, 2005

Introducing Condibot™!

So here's Condi yesterday. I know, stop yawning:


Reuters photo, Larry Downing

But, you know, I've been studying Condi's newscaster-like "down-do" coiffure (like the subtitle of this blog says...), and it really got me thinking... "What are they trying to do," I pondered, "make her look like Julie Chen?" And that's when it all fell into place: the hairdo's resemblance to Julie Chen's Darth Vader-ish helmet was no mere coincidence.


Julie Chen photo for comparison purposes only!

In fact, I believe that what we've been witnessing is the debut of the Condibot™, obviously manufactured by the same company responsible for the widely celebrated Chenbot. I can hardly wait to see the future innovations (and malfunctions) of this exciting new technological marvel.

Note that this unexpected developement does not really have an impact on the Condoleezza Hairdo Alert System™. Not yet, anyway.

4 comments:

David N. Scott said...

Creepy. Hey, that Julie Chen is kinda, um, appealing. I'll have to keep an eye out for her. Or buy my own! Woot!

taj said...

Sorry to veer off subject, but I have to know something. Last night I caught the rerun of Bill Mahr's show, and while he talked with Phyllis Schlafly (Schlaffley? wtf ever), he used the name 'Justice Sunday II, Electric Boogaloo'. Princess, what is the origin of this most fantabulous extension? Did Bill Mahr get it from *you*? Cause that would be really cool.

Princess Sparkle Pony said...

Actually, taj, it's a phrase a lot of people automatically append to anything with a '2' after it, inspired by that fantastic movie Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo.

buffalobobb said...

Condi's whole look says: "I don't have time to care about my appearance. I'll
imply I'm a woman, but in two seconds you'll forget."