Tuesday, August 16, 2005

I Feel Extra-Safe!

Why? Because the 'do not fly' list prevents dangerous terrorists from boarding planes. Here's one of the thwarted would-be destroyers of freedom below, on the right:



See how she's biting her knuckle? That's because her plans for devastation and global jihad have been delayed... for now. Plus, it's nap time, so she's a cranky li'l evildoer. Read about it here.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

You can clearly see her shirt is covered with the blood of innocent Christian children.

David N. Scott said...

Man, this is what happens when parents don't control their kids. If my daughter tried to run away to Saudi Arabia and become a terrorist, I'd be all: 'nuh-uh! No Bob The Builder for a week!' and then she'd cry and stuff. But, it'd be For The Best.

Peteykins said...

Would you guys go as far as a spanking for setting off a "dirty" bomb?

David N. Scott said...

Oh, probably, though we might reserve that for a real nuclear attack--a dirty bomb might be more like a timeout, but a really long one with some yelling.

PS, serious blog post on this... trackback!

Anonymous said...

i dont know man, looks like we're all white here.

Alicia Morgan said...

This just happened to me...my 8-year-old son is an international terrorist, apparently.