"He Was Such a Quiet Man... Kept to Himself..."

Has this ever happened to you? You've got this coworker, and he's this really quiet, nice guy, soft-spoken, you know, all that. And then he shares his web site with you, and it's all this really creepy, dark stuff, brimming with death and sex. Yay! Well that's what I found out about my colleague Dave, who is a librarian, for god's sake! See his fantastic drawings and other artworks here. I especially like his zombified vintage pin-up gals. What really got me, though, was the wonderful embroidered piece shown below. Let me tell you, if I had to choose an alternative profile portrait for myself, it would be this: