What Do Newspaper Reporters Talk About When They're Stoned?

I bet they say stuff like, "Wow, man, did you ever think about how when we write about the news on the front page of the New York Times, we're actually kinda creating the news at the same time? It's, like, totally Heisenberg, man!"

That's pretty much the predicament Times reporter Brian Montopoli finds himself in. Read his brilliant essay here at CJR online.