Yes, there is indeed a product called Twinkle Toes Hoof Polish. And that's not all:
Also, what could be more metaphorically rich than a glittery, patriotically-themed horse butt?
Sunday, July 31, 2005
Sparkle Pony Grooming Secrets Revealed
Two sparkley hooves up... way up! Well, you've heard me say that before, but how, exactly, are these sparkley hooves achieved? Will any kind of glitter do, or are there special equine-centric sparkleproducts? The latter, of course:
Yes, there is indeed a product called Twinkle Toes Hoof Polish. And that's not all:
Also, what could be more metaphorically rich than a glittery, patriotically-themed horse butt?
Yes, there is indeed a product called Twinkle Toes Hoof Polish. And that's not all:
Also, what could be more metaphorically rich than a glittery, patriotically-themed horse butt?
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We call that 'tarting up' where I come from.
I love the "great for people, too!" on the sparkle gel bottle.
I've used that stuff before. It doesn't come out looking anywhere near as good on the hooves and then all kinds of crap gets stuck in the glue.
Sparkle GLUE on a Horse? The irony is delicious... mmmm yessss...
Considering the ammount of makeup, oil, hairspray and black-it we currently use in the show ring... this product shouldn't suprise me, but there's a certain lack of class involved in glitter. I'd stick with the sparliky my little ponies and leave the real horses looking like horses.
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