Tuesday, June 14, 2005

Who the Heck is Kent Conrad?



He's the Democrat Senior Senator from North Dakota, and he's a little red-faced right now. Seems he's the only Democrat who forgot to co-sponsor the anti-lynching referendum all the kids are talking about. Everybody screamed! Luckily, he snapped out of it and signed up, and currently the record shows that the only wankers not to are --surprise!-- Republicans, and mostly from --surprise again!-- the South.

But take a look at Conrad's record. He's kinda interesting in a wishy-washy way; a real moderate who, on the one hand, hates families (according to the Christian Coalition) and, on the other, loves big business.

And, yep, his first name really is Gaylord, even though that little tidbit is curiously absent from his web site. And you just know that his Republican colleagues never ever refer to him as that behind his back.

C'mon, Mr. Conrad... it's June; it's that time of year for... um... Gaylord pride.

*snicker*


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