And by 'irresistable', I mean both this story, which I'm sure has already been linked on every blog under the sun, and the sexual allure of farm animals to Republicans.
Read all about it. And remind yourself: This isn't satire.
I, as a representative of farm animals everywhere, am going to feel twice as nervous the next time I see John Ashcroft on the sidewalk.
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Parents, don't scorn porn, embrace it. This is a useful tool as your children explore their sexuality. If you don't, your kid might end up screwing a donkey.
It's so helpful, too, when a story presents itself as readymade satire. My jaw absolutely dropped while reading it.
I'm pretty sure --very sure, actually-- that I would not have succumbed to the mules' charms as a young pony.
When my California country cousins on a dairy farm hit puberty, there wasn't an animal species on that ranch which felt safe. Though I was a willing participant, my cousins also felt the same way about relatives, male and female. So it was interesting confirmation that the Abortion Doctor Murderer in his youth enjoyed a bit of bestiality, incest and hairdresser sex.
It explains a lot about certain Republicans, but I'll leave the analysis to you, Princess Sparkle Pony. By the way, you're the only blog I've seen where this story is linked, so thank you.
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