Vast Peter Pan Conspiracy Just Got Scarier

I've written before about the threat posed to our once great nation by that so-called wholesome Peter Pan (here, here, and here). After the last posting on this subject, I thought, "Well, that's all the mileage I'll get out of that." Boy was I wrong.

What did I see this afternoon as I briefly stepped out of my office corral? This:



Right on Pennsylvania Avenue! Heading east! Right towards Capitol Hill! Two whole busloads of Lost Boys headed, no doubt, to meet their wicked leader, devilishly boyish Rick Santorum. They're shipping 'em in now.

I wish I could say that was my last frightening situation of the day, but no. After work, I stopped by Best Buy in Pentagon City. There I was, happily browsing, feeling oblivious to all evil in the world for a moment, but then I looked up and was practically face to face with... Bill Frist... Right. In. Front. Of. Me.

Hold me.