Tuesday, December 13, 2011

Callista Roundup: 92 Out Of 100 TMZ Readers Would "Rather" Ann Romney Than Goddess Callista Gingrich

What is wrong with these people? I think TMZ is asking "Who would you rather fuck," which is... well, ew. What a charming regular feature!


Look, neither is bound to be much fun, but for the sake of comedy, I'd have to go with Callista.

Elsewhere! Would you like to read an error-riddled yet by-the-numbers "Meet Callista" article from the UK? I honestly don't recommend it, but if you must, here it is.

7 comments:

Dr. Monkey said...

Calista looks too brittle to make the beast with two backs with.

Anonymous said...

Perhaps the question isn't whom readers would rather, um, know in the Biblical way. Perhaps it's whom they would rather pie. You know, hit in the face with a whipped-cream pie? Ah, Callista!

The Daily Beast, by the way, "features" our goddess in a strangely straight-faced fashion analysis today. Except for the pictures, not a whole lot of fun.

Anonymous said...

I honestly thought they meant Ann Coulter. Because I am an idiot.

Lulu Maude said...

I read just enough of the linked article to learn that Callista is a meat packer's daughter and to note a serious dark roots departure from her otherwise golden helmet.

Gaah!

HRH King Friday XIII, Ret. said...

Ann's numbers will hold unless she gets cancer. Then TMZ readers will start eyeing Callista.

Anonymous said...

I love this tidbit: "She is as ambitious as Nancy. A practising Catholic, she studied for a music degree at a Lutheran college in Iowa before scoring an internship on Capitol Hill in Washington. She was in Newt’s bed in her 20s."

The phrasing--sharp as a rapier!

Anonymous said...

"Golden helmet of Mambrino / There can be no / Hat like thee / Thou and I now / Ere I die now / Will make golden history!"