Monday, March 21, 2011

Eensy-Weensy Secretary Of Defense Round-Up!

U.S. Defense Secretary Robert Gates and his wife Becky are greeted upon their arrival in St. Petersburg, Russia, Monday, March 21, 2011. (AP Photo/Charles Dharapak, Pool)

I used to feature Robert Gates a lot here at PSP, but for some reason I've been neglecting the adorable, fun-sized secretary of defense of late. Why is that? Will you look at the shot above? SO CUTE. Look, he has a miniature wife, too! Could you die? Wait, look, here's another shot:

OMG, they are like puppies! They are little dolls surrounded by big people in costumes bending over to say hello and it is just the cutest thing EVER. My Li'l Secretary of Defense™®!

Speaking of which, here he is on March 12 with the King Hamad of Bahrain in a very fancy Heraldic Sofa* photo-op:

(AP Photo/ Mandal Ngan, pool)

Robert Gates is just a precious, precious china figurine. So tiny. So perfectly formed.

*A close relative of the beloved Matching Armchairs photo-op.


Anonymous said...

Excuse my ignorance of world affairs, but who is the stunningly-uniformed giantess?!

Comrade PhysioProf said...

(1) Those Russians are fucken HUGE!

(2) It looks like Gates is trying to sit as far away from the King as possible.

(3) Who the fucke is that sullen smirking dude on the big red sofa with Gates and the King?

(4) Did the Russians give the flowers to Gates's wife, or is she about to give them to the Russians? WE NEED TO KNOW!!!!!!!!!

Jim said...

Is Hillary moonlighting?

Anonymous said...

What Jim said -- or have the Russians somehow cloned Hillary and crossed her chromosomes with Dolph Lundgren's to make a fetching epauletted amazon?

If so we're doomed, doomed!

HRH King Friday XIII, Ret. said...

Dinsey Pictures presents: Honey, I Shrunk the Defense Secretary!

Anonymous said...

Mrs. Secretary Eensy has the orangest eyebrows ever.

Karen Zipdrive said...

Drew you stole my line. Who the eff has red eyebrows like that??
It's an eyesore.