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Yay, Sparkle Sibling™ Andrew has come to the rescue with this startling evidence of Arizona's true, terrible beauty. Behold its awesomeness, please, and cower.
I must say, though, about Arizona, that I always tend to doubt that "things are getting worse" there. I never believe it. Ironically, however, I frequently fear that things there will get "better," more like normal places, because it isn't a normal place and should never try to disguise itself as one. Does that make sense?
Keep staring into the cartoon saguaro's eyes...
8 comments:
Is he (or she) holding Satan's pitchfork?
A dowsing rod?
Hula hoe?
One of those things croupiers use to push chips off the table?
A toasting fork? (marshmallow, wiener or toast, as ya fancy)
A limp wrench?
A hair pick?
Arizona. So beautiful. So confusing.
I'm trying to feel better about Arizona...
OK Damn, it didn't work.
I tried, I really, really tried.
Even the big, green cactus/penis man (in all his hideous glory) didn't do the trick.
:(
I'm not sure what it's holding, but it's definitely not papers proving it's a native plant. Off you go...
Are you implying that Arizona SUCKS?!! no duh. But it's not the desert's fault.
Are you implying that Arizona SUCKS?!!
No. Zero for reading comprehension for you.
Oh, haw, I just realized that I never explained that Andrew's picture is of the side of a plumber's truck. The saguaro is holding a "snake."
So now you're telling me the big, green cactus/penis man is an honest to god shit stirrer?
I love the princess.
Arizona the political entity DOES suck and has for a long,long time. There is no such thing as a 'normal place'. Peace.
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