U.S. President George W. Bush, right, meets with Prime Minister Stephen Harper of Canada at the APEC Summit in Lima, Saturday, Nov. 22, 2008. (AP Photo/Lawrence Jackson)
Ugh. This is so much worse than the Condibot, which is mostly convincingly lifelike. The Stephen Harper machine is little more than a horrible, barely articulated mannequin, halting in its mannerisms and dreadful to behold.
The good thing about the Harperbot is that if you make your appointment far enough ahead of time, the cockpit crew will –at no extra charge– coordinate the Prime Minister Simulacra's clothing with your own.
Can't you guys retire the Harperbot? Ew.
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Unlike the old Uncle Sam poster - where his eyes seem to follow you wherever you move, the Harperbot's eyes never look at you, no matter where you go. Chilling.
what would happen if the condibot mated with the harperbot
Is Fattycheeks, er, Harper, wearing pancake makeup?
And his eyes are too close together, which I find chilling.
Truly, my country has degenerated since I became an expat. I may never go home. Fortunately the Harper simalcrum doesn't travel far from it’s pod.
Obviously, Disney's Canadian animatronic division is poorly funded and a few decades behind the state of the art.
Wow, I love his eyeliner and lipstick. The blush is a bit heavy, though.
yeah, the lipstick is a little too pinky.
Looky--Chimpy finally found somebody who would shake hands with him.
See how he's leaning into him & stuff?
All warm and cozy... till he realizes that he's snuggled up to another 'bot.
His makeup artist went waaaay overboard; Harperbot looks like some of his facial bits were recycled from a grandma bot.
Bush looks so happy. Probably, yes, as someone pointed out, because he found someone to shake hands with (who won't then wipe them on their pants afterward). But you can almost tell he's counting the days to Obama's inauguration, just like the rest of us.
Hey PSP.... it looks like we will me getting rid of the Harperbot way sooner than anyone would have guessed. It looks like some of our politicians have finally figured out how our Parliamentary system works and we are hopefully going to throw the bully neo-cons out on their asses.
Bwahahahahaha!
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