Friday, May 23, 2008

Quickie: Preacher Problems

OK, so we've all heard by now that McCain kicked nutty preacher man Hagee to the curb, and then late yesterday he also rejected his other nutty preacher man, Rod Parsley. So McCain needs to find himself a new Republican-friendly Christian evangelist to lean on in order to appeal to the GOP base, one who isn't a demonstrably bigoted idiot. The problem? There's no such thing! LOL. He may as well have stayed with Hagee and Parsley.

Bob Jones University awaits, Walnuts! Dare you go? Dare you not go?


Karen Zipdrive said...

I hope by now everyone had noticed that Walnuts McBush apparently has NO personal relationship with any clergyman.
Nope, it looks like his staff looked for the phonies with the biggest mega-churches and TV audiences and sought their endorsements.

lacochran said...

hee hee hee.

Karen Zipdrive said...

I live in San Antonio, home of Hagee's mammoth Cornerstone Church.
Am I wrong to have frequent fantasies about putting on a pastel pantsuit and pearls, attending a Sunday service and sneaking into the ladies room with a fresh Sharpie and festooning the doors and walls with graffiti?
The only thing that's stopped me so far is in knowing some pitiful Hispanic or Black woman will likely be the one to have to scrub the walls after I'm done.

Anonymous said...

Karen zipdrive, that is a good enough reason to not do what you propose!

Jess Wundrun said...

karen, could you possibly take part in a deep soulful passionate kiss with a lady of your choosing in about the third pew? (While both of you are wearing said pantsuit and pearls? And a Flo from Alice hairdo?) Please? Hell, I might just drive down to San Antonio if you haven't any other volunteers.

C Afiado said...

Rod Parsley? Isn't that anther name for pubic hair?