Wednesday, March 01, 2006

Agape Press is Cuckoo for iPorn

My favorite journavangelists*, Agape Press, are worried, once again, about porn on the iPod. Um, yeah, folks, I think this is the third or fourth time you've brought this up. They write wishfully, it seems to me:
Some question the appeal of viewing pornographic images in a two-inch screen in public places such as airports. Proponents argue that the anonymity and privacy afforded by mobile devices could be a valuable selling point.
Yes, yes... I've heard about this portable porno, but where can I get some?
...Vivid Entertainment Group, an adult media company...
OK, great! Thanks, Agape Press!

*I just made that word up!


Karen Zipdrive said...

I heard gangstas in LA drive around in their SUV's with porn playing on their DVD players so all the little kiddies at red lights get to watch along with them.
A two inch screen playing porn seems pretty insignificant to me. Even giant breasts are only as big as malted milk balls on a little screen like that.

Lulu Maude said...

That's certainly a luscious plastic little mouth.Very inviting to a Ken-Doll (that's Ken Starr to you).

fulsome said...

I'm using that word too now. I like it!

Karen Zipdrive said...

Okay, I can't stand it anymore, I have to say it.
That blowup doll looks like Tammie Faye Bakker.