Friday, January 06, 2006

It's Official...



Chertoff sounds a lot like Shirt Off, as in take that fucking ugly shirt off and burn it! Yes, yesterday in San Ysidro, Homeland Security Czar Michael Chertoff made a bold move and proudly walked away confident that nobody else would ever be able to touch his "Worst Dressed Man in the Bush Administration" trophy.

The only thing lower than appearing in public in a promotional gimme polo shirt is, obviously, appearing in public in a promotional gimme t-shirt. Honey, you need to go to Neiman's (you can afford it) and throw yourself on their mercy.

5 comments:

Neil Shakespeare said...

Them's his Devil colors! 'Chertoff' means 'of the Devil' in Russian.

Karen Zipdrive said...

Like a suit and tie is too professional for this slacker.
Jeeezus.

Anonymous said...

After Michael Drownie Browns "fashion god" comment, people at DHS have become somewhat shy about appearing too natty. Chertoff may have taken this understandable reticence a bit too far.

Unknown said...

I agree with Clif..he was trying to understate his appearance..however..there are somethings you dont wear to a press conference and that shirt is one of them..the others being a teddy and baseball cap.

unless your a baseball playa..

z7q2 said...

Go here:

http://eyeball-series.org/chert/chert-eyeball.htm

And check out this picture:

http://eyeball-series.org/chert/chert284.jpg

M.C. Homeland had a serious Frank Oz thing going on back then.

Not to mention that's a priceless picture of Rudy.