Thursday, June 23, 2005

Jerry Falwell Lashes Out at Mr. Peanut



Those adorable Fundies are at it again! Remember how they boycotted Disney, thus bringing them to their knees (in prayer, natch!)? Wait a minute, did somebody say that boycott had no effect whatsoever? Blasphemy!

Well, now Jerry Falwell wants his minions to boycott Kraft Foods, for having the good business sense temerity to co-sponsor the 2006 Gay Games in Chicago. Oh, I just bet the executives at Kraft, whose brands include Planters Peanuts (see above), Post Cereals, Oscar Meyer, Kool-Aid, Jell-o and Maxwell House, are simply quaking in their Gucci loafers. Or not:
"We are standing behind our sponsorship," said Alyssa Burns, a Kraft spokeswoman. "It's something we want to support."
Go here to get a larger version of the above Misters Peanut graphic.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I can't think of a better sponsor than Kraft, let's look at it :

Planters: great nuts
Post: grape nuts
Oscar Mayer: great weiner
Kool-Aid: Ohhhh Yaaah!
Jell-O: Whatch it wiggle..
Maxwell House: Good to the last drop!

Sounds like they've been sponsoring us for years!

love,
prince pretty pants

Anonymous said...

You are a dumb fuck you know that? If I knew where you lived I'd come bust your teeth out...You fucking faggot lover...You deserve to be beat to death