I'm looking forward to more Peter Pan stories, and possibly more hairdresser stories. Good news every once and a while would be nice though. If you keep with the negative, I'll just get too depressed.Well, then, Pretty Princess, what could be happier than a wedding? Let's whinny a great big "best wishes" to perky bride Arthur J. Finkelstein, who recently married his presumably dashing Prince Charming, who, for some reason, coyly refrains from being identified by name. It seems that the no-doubt dreamy nuptuals happened in December in Massachussetts, and Mr. Finkelstein is only now getting around to gushing about the event in today's New York Times. Awww, don't be so modest, Arthur, I'm sure it was a breathtaking to-do, and I'm sure all your clients, like Jesse Helms, Alfonse D'Amato and George Pataki, are hurt that they weren't invited to share in your magical, special day.
Well, now that the honeymoon is presumably over, Mr. Finkelstein can return to his busy, busy work schedule, especially his delightful-sounding plan to bury Hillary Clinton in shit.
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Hurah, Happy news and hairdresses! If only they had done the cerimony dressed in green tights and sprinking faerie dust on one another, my dream would have come true!
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