Merry War on Christmas! I've found a new yuletide classic for you!
Forget It's a Wonderful Life. Forget Miracle on 34th Street. FUCK Charles Dickens, because a YouTube user with the aspirational name "moneymagnetelizabeth" has produced your next annual tradition.
So bundle up the kids in polyester fleece, jingle those... um... jingle bells, and gather all your loved ones around for the heartwarming tale of how despite the best efforts of Evil Communist Grinches George Soros, Obama, unspecified Rothschilds, and even the Pope, one brave lady soldiered on and found a tacky discarded Christmas tree on the street corner and discovered the true meaning of the season:
5 comments:
That is so heartwarming. That is the best Christmas story ever.
Bitches be crazy.
Aww, Lemon Chronicle is actually really sad. v_v
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAMBmon0Ens
It's everyone else's fault! Damn communists!
Wow. I don't know where to start. Thank you! Actually I will leave it there. Just sad that somehow Santa's face didn't end up on the nutcracker.
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