Thursday, January 16, 2014

Condoleezza Rice Hired To Fight The Poor

(PSP Flashback to 2006! Income inequality spokesmodel Condi shown here with a Judith Leiber clutch.)

So the NRCC decided they needed a more convincing spokesmodel for income inequality than the usual rich old white guys at their disposal. Who better than Condi?

Indeed, who better than Condi, a woman who failed her way to the top, continued to fail AT the top, and now is filthy rich because she travels around in private jets to give the same tired speech at corporate events for five-figure paychecks, to discuss income inequality!

Oh, wait, what's that you're saying? You mean she's going to be their spokesmodel for addressing and combating income inequality?

That's hilarious!


MrBadTrash said...

She's a stupid cow.

Peteykins said...

Ha ha, elegantly put!

dguzman said...

I'm sure she'll trot out her stories about her dirt-poor past, growing up in an old shack on a run-down farm... Oh wait, that's Dolly Parton. Sorry.

Anonymous said...

Well, she made a living (at Hoover, but still) as a Sovietologist, without speaking any Russian, so why not this?