What If J. G. Ballard Had Written The Harry Potter Books?

Take out the owl and it would work perfectly!

After all, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets more or less begins with a car crash, so why not?

• Year One: Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Carotid Angioplasty
• Year Two: Harry Potter and the Drained Swimming Pool of Secrets
• Year Three: Harry Potter and the Psychosexual Implications of Quidditch
• Year Four: Harry Potter and the Sinister Blandness of Suburbia
• Year Five: Harry Potter and the Abandoned Casino
• Year Six: Harry Potter and the Slowly but Inexorably Encroaching Sands
• Year Seven: Harry Potter and the Deathly Buicks