Monday, November 18, 2013

The Cheese Stands Alone

Republican governor Scott Walker was on ABC's This Week yesterday, and it turns out that he keeps disqualifying all of his Republican colleagues from having a chance at the presidency except for... well, himself.

See, Republican governor Scott Walker thinks only a Republican governor can wrest the presidency away from the Democrats, and one of those Republican governors is Republican governor Scott Walker! Neat!

So Ted Cruz, Rand Paul, Marco Rubio, Paul Ryan? Cut it out, guys, because as soon as Republican governor Scott Walker figures out how to be more popular than Republican governor Chris Christie (I doubt he's too concerned with Republican governor Bobby Jindal), he's got this thing IN THE BAG.


dinthebeast said...

Just going by the expression on his face, also in his bag: Haldol, Thorazine...

-Doug in Oakland

Anonymous said...

the Koch sewage certainly have his back; and his front and all of his insides.

samael7 said...

His point, insofar as I could discern one, was that the most polarizing Governor Wisconsin has ever seen and who barely survived a recall . . . would be a fabulously successful uniter of men?

Forget the Haldol. He's smoking crack.