Thursday, September 19, 2013

Reince Priebus: So Drunk All The Time

 (A simulation)

I have a friend who told me the following (paraphrased) story today:

"I live in the same building as (RNC Chairman) Reince Priebus, and he is just soooo drunk all the time! I mean, he gets home and gets blotto drunk just about every night. It was really, really bad leading up to the election. He has a young son and a younger daughter, like about four years old. It's really common to see them outside at night walking their dog, and the daughter is leading the dog, which is bigger than she is, and Priebus is so drunk that he's slurring and literally stumbling around."

Do with this knowledge what you will!

6 comments:

Jerome Doolittle said...

He's self-medicating. Wouldn't you, if you were a mouthpiece for assholes?

HRH King Friday XIII, Ret. said...

He's so drunk his real name is actually "Rick Bumpus."

Flying Spaghetti Monster said...

Did you every notice what his name becomes if you remove all the vowels?

Matthew said...

"mouthpiece for assholes"--nice image. Thank you for that.

J. Matt said...

Peteykins, your blog is a treasure. It brings me so much joy. I think this little piece has a similar gestalt to the series you ran on the Minneapolis Airport Bathroom. Excellent reading!

The Cat's Meow said...

I'm worried about the dog.