Ha, ha, poor Gay Aaron Schock™ just can't catch a break. BloombergBusinessweek, the most awkwardly named online publication (why not BloombergBusinessWeek?), just published a totally even-handed look at the Peoria GOP representative. It really is interesting, and a great summary of what kind of Republican Schock is, how he operates, etc. He's not a Tea Party conservative, he's pragmatic on immigration, he's an enthusiastic, productive and generous fundraiser... honestly, on a scale of 1 to Ted Cruz in Republican horribleness, Schock only rates about a 2 or 3. So, like I said, the article is objective, informative, nothing gossipy or wink-wink about it.
But then, ha ha ha, Bloomberg goes and makes the whole thing hilarious with that photo choice and headline.
Because what could Gay Aaron Schock™ possibly have to hide? And where does he hide it?