Tuesday, May 29, 2012

Mediaite, Which Currently Features 25 Iterations Of The Word "Trump" On Its Homepage, Would Like To Admonish The Media For Paying Too Much Attention To Donald Trump

And to accomplish this noble goal, they will have a daily "Trump Watch" feature in which they shame other media outlets while they continue to breathlessly report every utterance and movement Donald Trump makes, as well as everything said about him by everybody else everywhere else. Perhaps Mediaite will even criticize Mediaite's obsessive Trump coverage, and then present the whole mess as a metastory about infighting at Mediaite over Trump coverage, like with the whole Meghan McCain thing! Fun!

And that's because too much too much Donald Trump is never too much.

I love you, MediaSnack™.


dguzman said...

Well, how else can one report someone for being a media whore without showing him whoring your media?

Aunt Snow said...

What shade foundation is he wearing, anyway?

Anonymous said...

Wow! They had 12 below the fold as well?? That must cost The Donald a lot of scratch! Still, that's what press agents are for, eh?

Matty Boy said...

Aunt Snow, excellent question! Most people can't get past the trademark ridiculous hair, but for the past few weeks I have been referring to him as "Tanning Dad".

samael7 said...

The Mediaite intern given the thankless task of tracking Trump is getting fitted, as we speak, for the white jacket with the sleeves that tie in the back.

I picture him beating his head slowly and gently on the padded wall, saying "Trump. Trump. Trump." in time with his concussions.