Republican presidential hopeful U.S. Rep. Michele Bachmann, R-Minn., makes her way to her bus after speaking to local residents during a campaign stop at the Merry Bees coffee shop, Monday, Dec. 19, 2011, in Hampton, Iowa. (AP Photo/Charlie Neibergall)
Obviously, I had to shove those Spinning Callista Heads™ down the page, fantastic though they are, because they were seriously interfering with my day. I'd start staring, and before I knew what was happening, my coworkers were shaking my shoulders and it was three hours later. Thanks, Spinning Callista Heads™!
But anyway! Here's Michele Bachmann looking not-at-all manic. But what's this? Somebody call Sheriff Joe: