Tuesday, September 13, 2011

Republicans React To Things

Rick Perry's enthusiastic embrace of death penalty:


Hypothetical man dies due to lack of health insurance:


Piano falls on box of kittens:


Piano falls on box of socialist, Muslim kittens with HPV:

11 comments:

Anonymous Bosch said...

Well at least one hopes the socialist, Muslim, HPV infected kittens had health insurance!

Fran said...

I really love this. You know of course I sit in wait for socialist, Muslim, HPV infected kitties to get crushed by falling pianos, preferably baby grands.

Anonymous said...

@Anonymous Bosch- PRIVATE health insurance

rptrcub said...

You forgot anything about the gays.

Juliana-Chairwoman said...

With three more debates to go they're not going to be happy until they can give a standing O for the woman/young girl who dies from a botched back alley abortion in KS or MS.

I hate these people.

HRH King Friday XIII, Ret. said...

It's only a matter of time before they start orgasming in thier pants at those stupid debates.

Anonymous said...

Yes, the kitties in the box should all be gay. Also, they should all be half-black and half-white, and have the middle name "Hussein."

jg said...

I've known Hypothetical Man since he was Hypothetical Teenager, and he always had a death wish -- all that motorcycle riding, skydiving...he was asking for it!

Philip said...

I'm pretty sure kittens that show up in a box are immigrants looking to steal jobs from real Americans. The falling piano should be referred to by it's rightful title: Job Creator.

Lulu Maude said...

Shake them thangs, 'Pubs!

z7q2 said...

Bravo! Your Pulitzer post for the year.