I really love this. You know of course I sit in wait for socialist, Muslim, HPV infected kitties to get crushed by falling pianos, preferably baby grands.
With three more debates to go they're not going to be happy until they can give a standing O for the woman/young girl who dies from a botched back alley abortion in KS or MS.
I've known Hypothetical Man since he was Hypothetical Teenager, and he always had a death wish -- all that motorcycle riding, skydiving...he was asking for it!
I'm pretty sure kittens that show up in a box are immigrants looking to steal jobs from real Americans. The falling piano should be referred to by it's rightful title: Job Creator.
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Well at least one hopes the socialist, Muslim, HPV infected kittens had health insurance!
I really love this. You know of course I sit in wait for socialist, Muslim, HPV infected kitties to get crushed by falling pianos, preferably baby grands.
@Anonymous Bosch- PRIVATE health insurance
You forgot anything about the gays.
With three more debates to go they're not going to be happy until they can give a standing O for the woman/young girl who dies from a botched back alley abortion in KS or MS.
I hate these people.
It's only a matter of time before they start orgasming in thier pants at those stupid debates.
Yes, the kitties in the box should all be gay. Also, they should all be half-black and half-white, and have the middle name "Hussein."
I've known Hypothetical Man since he was Hypothetical Teenager, and he always had a death wish -- all that motorcycle riding, skydiving...he was asking for it!
I'm pretty sure kittens that show up in a box are immigrants looking to steal jobs from real Americans. The falling piano should be referred to by it's rightful title: Job Creator.
Shake them thangs, 'Pubs!
Bravo! Your Pulitzer post for the year.
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