(Screenshot from washingtonpost.com)
Don't get me wrong: I think it's great that there's a Martin Luther King Jr. memorial on The Mall now. It's just that the memorial itself is so awful, both in execution (to be fair, I feel sorry for any sculptor who has to depict a man wearing a suit and tie; at least King didn't wear glasses!) and in concept, that I have a hard time getting excited about it.
Until now! What kind of "kink" do you think they're going to feature at the ceremony? And what does it all have to do with hurricane Irene? Maybe rescue worker fetish? This could be really interesting.