Monday, February 14, 2011

Next They Moved The Reagan Cake Under A Specially Made Table...


...with a hole cut in the center so that only the head of the Reagan Cake appeared in the middle of the table. With great ceremony, the hat was lifted off the Cake Reagan, revealing a glistening, realistic brain. The 2012 GOP presidential aspirants were then gathered around the table and invited to eat Reagan's brain, which they did with gusto. The ingredients were later revealed to be "mostly inert ingredients with red food coloring and OxyContin."

3 comments:

Matty Boy said...

Berlyn Wall? Is that like the Londin Bridge in Arizona? Didn't it actually fall when Bush 41 was president?

The 100th anniversary of his birthday was on Super Bowl weekend a week ago. Does this mean the people who love him had their orgasm and I just missed reading about it?

HRH King Friday XIII, Ret. said...

He's missing his arms? Are they in Iran?

samael7 said...

Are we talking pre- or post-dementia brain? Because, ew. Not even for pet food!