Arizona Governor Jan Brewer talks to reporters following her meeting with U.S. President Barack Obama at the White House in Washington June 3, 2010. REUTERS/Kevin Lamarque
The Washington Post has a pretty pointless "Arizona is having a PR nightmare" article today. It turns out the state's reputation is suffering! Did you know this? Anyway, there is one thing that really jumped out at me:
Gov. Jan Brewer (R) has appointed a committee and allocated $250,000 to re-brand the state's image [...]
Whoa... a whole $250,000?
Jan, honey, it's going to take a lot more than that.
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It would (and should) take a lot more than $250K, but I think that Jan (**shudder, that skin**) should hire YOU to do a little re-branding. Well, you and Sparklesibling Andrew.
I think this could turn the whole thing around.
Andrew and I might not be the best choice. Can you imagine our ad campaign? "Experience the bleakness!"
Well, that is exactly why I suggested you. Perhaps it is time to just time to make clear what that what was once is over and start over!
"Experience the bleakness!" comes first. "Sparklezona, experience the glitteriness!" will follow.
That kind of talk will drive all the unwanted residents straight (ahem) out, starting with Jan herself. (Get thee to a dermatologist woman...)
I hope she has her papers on her.
She looks like an immigrant from Skin-damage-on-the-Rhine.
Ja Vohl!
How old is that bitch, anyway?
I've seen horned toads with better skin.
To be fair (I know; "why?") AZ can be very tough on skin...
She serves as an excellent reminder about the importance of moisturizing daily.
(Such interesting texture. Like handmade paper you get at art supply stores. Stick a few twigs and petals and cotton bolls on her and use her face as giftwrap.)
Oh no, the STATE'S IMAGE is suffering. Bet there's lots of people in AZ who could use a small chunk of that cash to alleviate real suffering.
maybe she should take the $250K and get a new haircut, a facial and new earrings
you know - like Sarah!
Moisturize, shmoiturize... spackle Jan!
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