Monday, April 19, 2010

Quickie: Caps-Lock Poetry Corner

Via The Stranger, yes, I'm afraid it's tea party poetry:

I CAN SEE CLEARLY NOW
BLIND OBAMA
YOU HAVE WAKEN UP A SLEEPING GIANT
WE THE PEOPLE UNITED WE STAND
AS ONE NATION
TO SAY NO
YOU MUST GO
WE THE PEOPLE SAY
NO YOU MUST GO
IMPEACH OBAMA
AND BRING HIM TO JUSTICE
IMPEACH IMPEACH
BRING HIM TO JUSTICE WITH ALL THE OTHER TRADERS
TO WE THE PEOPLE AND THE CONTITUTION OF THE REPUBLIC OF
THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA WHO STAND TOGETHER AND WILL NOT FALL
PLAY WE MAY BUTT WHEN NEEDED WE COME STAMPEDING PROWD AMERICANS READY
TO FACE ANY ENEMIES FOREIGN OR DOMESTIC
WE THE PEOPLE SAY
THE CONTITUTION IS IN OUR HEARTS
ONLY A TRUE AMERICAN KNOWS ITS TRUE PATH AND WILL DEFEND UNTIL DEATH
YOU SHOULD HAVE KNOW'N FREEDOM WILL STAND FOR THE PEOPLE BY THE PEOPLE

14 comments:

LIBear said...

KNOW'N is a contraction for what two words? On the bright side, he used OUR instead of ARE. Things are looking up :)

Anonymous said...

PLAY WE MAY BUTT!!!!!

Anonymous said...

all the other traders? even Joe?

Madduane said...

I IS EDIFIED
AND STAMPEDING TO JUSTICE
PROWD ON THE TRUE PATH

Anonymous said...

C-I-L-L MY LANDLORD

Nixie Bunny said...

What exactly is it that Obama has done that is worthy of impeachment? I must have missed that segment of the news show.

Anonymous said...

Pretty funny (but kind of scary, too) that people who can't even spell or use proper grammar think that a president who actually taught constitutional law has somehow violated the constitution. They're too STOOPID to understand what the constitution says or means.

Prince said...

"Some people wanna die, so they can be free..."

Matty Boy said...

Obama must be impeached because of the way he has broken the CONTITUTION IN OUR HEARTS.

How he has broken the Constitution that's actually written down is less clear-cut.

It's likely the GOP will make electoral gains this year and still not control either the House or the Senate. Will this break the spirit of these idiots or make them crazier? I'm afraid it's the latter.

Karen Zipdrive said...

Wait--what grounds are there for impeachment?
Oh that's right, he lied to Congress so we could invade Iraq, and his henchmen outed a CIA agent, which is treason.
Yeah- GO GET HIM.

samael7 said...

DO NOT GO GENTLY INTO THAT GOOD NIGHT.
"WAAH! WAAH!" AGAINST THE DYING OF THE LITE

hooverific said...

It's KNEADED silly...

Lulu, the Dewey Dame said...

not poetry. not.

can't you see some little bagger passing this around a rally and getting patted on the head for his creativity?

maybe read it at a 'bagger slam?

ew.

The Truffle said...

Who are the "traders" this would-be Allen Ginsberg is blathering about? Did a baseball-card exchange go bad? I'm wondering.