Wednesday, July 01, 2009

Is It Still Pride Month?

I was so inspired by John McCain's brother's hilarious attack on erstwhile PSP employer Wonkette that I decided to commemorate the strangely-chosen "insult" (is it really an insult?) with a thrilling new range of products on Café Press. Wear your pride:


15 comments:

A said...

Every hairdresser should have one of these!

Anonymous said...

Couldn't read the whole thing because it was long and boring. But, it was a send-up, right? Or was he serious? So hard to tell.

Smapdi said...

I am so glad there is a level headed actively and exclusively heterosexual man to tell me about how other men are mean to women - without him I wouldn't have known. Points for being long-winded and irrelevant in the process.

John said...

This still is nothing compared to his recommendation earlier this year of a Final Solution for Palestine in the form of murdering every Palestinian in the West Bank and Gaza. He's special!

FranIAm said...

Ah, the very best sort of cocksucker indeed!

Where is my damn debit card? Cafe Press, here I come!

choff said...

Wait a sec - McCain's brother's name is Joe. I don't know who this vile "Stacy" douchebag is, but he's no kin to John McCain.

Toriko said...

Dear male homosexuals, are those generalizations ringing true? I ask out of curiosity and a distinct lack of connection with vicious cock sucking hairdressers. Is the wife-mother something hairdressers look down upon?

Silly me for thinking Wonkette rips Sarah Palin apart for being a vapid hypocritical joke of a politician rather than a wife-mother.

desertwind said...

Princess, while I admire your initiative, I may never be able to forgive you for that link. (I know I won't be forgiving myself for going there.)

WHAT A COCKSUCKER is that person.

Chryz-tull-mydee. Ick. Nightmares. Did you also read his About Me?

dguzman said...

I just wanna be a "various rogue lesbian."

Anonymous said...

Couldn't read the whole thing. Sounds like a bar conversation from a homophone 70s guy. But it's funny if you say so, Princess! (We LOVE your blog...hate his.)

Lau said...

Eh, most of it seems like recycled drivel, but I did enjoy the repeated refrain, "Yeah, I just wrote that. And put it on the Internet." Pat yourself on the back, sweetheart, you're the first one to say something rude and ignorant on the intertubez!!!

Kalkaino said...

From an anonymous commentor on Stacy's treatise:

"What is the difference between Palin's mouth and her vagina? Not everything that comes out of her vagina is retarded."

Could this be construed as tasteless?

Princess Sparkle Pony said...

OMG, I will tell you how offended I am by that as soon as I stop laughing because it's so funny.

Karen Zipdrive said...

Ouch! Sounds painful.

Bartman said...

Isn't Stacy, er, a girl's name?