Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Hmm, Republicans Need a New Leader. I Know, Let's Get Dick Cheney!

(Reuters, Larry Downing, 03/02/06)

Hilarious, hilarious, hilarious at National Review:

Strange as it may seem, the best GOP spokesman right now appears to be former Vice President Dick Cheney. He has taken the Obama administration to task over its declassification of CIA torture memos. He says Team Obama has made America less safe. He’s right. Perhaps he can rally the party?

Great idea! Who needs Arlen "Totally Liberal" motherfucking Specter, anyway? Yes. Go with Cheney.

UPDATE: Another GOP "rebranding" effort stars fresh faces McCain and Jeb Bush!


Doug Sharp said...

Palin/Cheney 2012! Let them finish the job!

desertwind said...

Why do I hear "Perhaps he can rally the party?" said in a squeaky high croaky choking voice?

You know, the voice of one whose balls are being racked in a vice.

Karen Zipdrive said...

By all means, let Dick run things.
He rested on his giant balls in seclusion for eight years, put his lazy ass to work NOW!
Plus I'll bet Rush Limbaugh wouldn't give him any shit if Dick called him "just an entertainer."

Lulu Maude said...

Wrong, Zippie--he ran the country from his bunker, the real shadow in the shadow government.

You're right about his being able to take on Limbaugh. Once smart remark about his health, and he's gone. REALLY gone.

g said...

Oh, yes, I hope they rally Cheney to be the public face of the party!!


dguzman said...

I don't call the repubs "the party of Satan" for nothin', folks. Why not use Satan's face as their brand?