Don't You Just Want to Surprise Blago with a Puppy?
I've seen a lot of amusing "Blagojevich reminds me of..." posts around the interwebs, but Pony Pal™/Coworker Ira really nailed it when he glanced at his picture, recoiled in horror, and pronounced, "It's Bobby Goldsboro!"
And, indeed, it isn't pleasant, but it's true:
Go ahead, grow the mustache, Rod. And then, in a couple of months, you'll be able to croon and honey, I miss you and I'm bein' good, and I'd love to be with you if only I could and really mean it.