OMG, MUST CREDIT NATIONAL ENQUIRER FOR THIS CONVINCING PHOTO!
Sorry, National Enquirer, but you're going to have to do a LOT better than this to convince me that Goddess Cindy would stoop to kissing a be-ponytailed ersatz rocker in public. I love the pseudo-horrified reactions "reported" in the story, though, where people are totally all, like, I SAW MRS. MCCAIN FRENCHING THAT GUY AT THE MOODY BLUES CONCERT AND I SCREAMED AND SCREAMED AND THEN SLIT MY WRISTS AND ATE MY OWN HEAD I WAS SO UPSET!!!
Cindy, you know I don't believe a word of this, right?