Wednesday, November 12, 2008

I Want to Believe


OMG, MUST CREDIT NATIONAL ENQUIRER FOR THIS CONVINCING PHOTO!

Sorry, National Enquirer, but you're going to have to do a LOT better than this to convince me that Goddess Cindy would stoop to kissing a be-ponytailed ersatz rocker in public. I love the pseudo-horrified reactions "reported" in the story, though, where people are totally all, like, I SAW MRS. MCCAIN FRENCHING THAT GUY AT THE MOODY BLUES CONCERT AND I SCREAMED AND SCREAMED AND THEN SLIT MY WRISTS AND ATE MY OWN HEAD I WAS SO UPSET!!!

Cindy, you know I don't believe a word of this, right?

10 comments:

catmuse said...

The Lothario in question appears to be sporting, of all things, a Huey Lewis style mullet. Why, oh, why this, when the world is brimming over with hunky pool-boys ripe for the picking?

Anonymous said...

I hope she is having an affair. She is an attractive woman and she shouldn't have to put up with that toad McCain anymore.

Anonymous said...

The Enquirer had previously noted that the 2d Mrs McCain was performing the beast with two backs with her yoga instructor in San Diego. Is that a yoga position? Is this a different guy?

Mrs. Tarquin Biscuitbarrel

Skepty McSkeptical said...

Does Cindy really wear plaid shirts? Even to a Moody Blues concert? Call me Skepty McSkeptical.

okojo said...

If the National Enquirer wants to show she is giving out Pootang, they need to do a better job with th pixels...

On the shirt, she was a former rodeo queen! so guilt by association...

If the Enquirer wants this to stick, more photos, and in places like La Jolla, where I think she lives most of the time now. She wouldn't do this Phoenix

Anonymous said...

J-MAC!

Karen Zipdrive said...

As much as I'd love to believe it, the mullethead in the pic is about 40 years too young for her.
She's hooked on the smell of Old Spice and urine.

Anonymous said...

I think the hair is too long and the shirt is too plaid for that to be Cindy. Plus, she was in Kosovo at the time.

But oh, yes, I want to believe.

Terry in Maryland said...

Actually, the suggestion that she's screwing around actually IMPROVES my opinion of La Cindy. How long has she been married to John McCain? How long have they been living a country apart? How long has he been a nasty little man making a career with her money?

Go on, Cindy, have yourself a good time, hon.

linda said...

You know it's true.