Saturday, September 20, 2008

PSP Afternoon Errands Thwarted by Terrorists



Oh, hey, so it was really annoying today when I was in Columbia Heights' fabulous new Target store and they evacuated the entire shopping center because of a vague "threat" having something to do with the Metro station. And what was even more annoying was hoping to read about it later, but then, nope, it was just one of those things! No info for you!

I'll try again tomorrow for a terrorless visit to Best Buy. And then a triumphant return to Target! God, all this makes me crave a subprime mortgage. Yum.

10 comments:

TeleFrank said...

a vague "threat" having something to do with the Metro station?

was someone eating a candy bar?

Madduane said...

Strikes me that "Target" might be a bit of an unfortunate name for a business in this day and age.

FranIAm said...

I actually think that every time they empty the Target store, the terrorists do win!!

Anonymous said...

Glad it was a false alarm!

DID YOU KNOW BIBLE SPICE PALIN MEETS KARZI THIS WEEK?

Should be some great matching armchairs at the very least!

drew in sf said...

Be careful PSP. When the terrorists pick their Target they'll unleash a Nordstrom that Sears the earth and leaves only Kohl's. Lots of innocent consumers will fall into the Gap, and will have to be carried off in Saks. Then the Marshalls will take out their Sam's Clubs and Macy's and start beating the terrorists to death, until they meet their Lord and Taylor. And all that will be left is Big Lots of chaos.

Karen Zipdrive said...

Drew: LOL!

dguzman said...

Talk about product placement, Drew!

I'm sure the details of the threat are irrelevant! Suffice it to say that everyone should BE AFRAID! PANIC!

HRH King Friday XIII said...

If terrorists attacked that shopping all the gay couples in the city would have to go back to the Target in Potomac Yards!!! Oh noez!!!!

They hate us for our freedom AND our Martha Stewart brand items.

Princess Sparkle Pony said...

Martha Stewart? Isn't that K-Mart?

HRH King Friday XIII said...

You're correct. Ugh, utter fail. K-Mart, Target. Afghanistan, Iraq. It's all the same, right? Right?? Oh.