Thursday, August 14, 2008

Ooh! Ooh! I Know the Answer to This One! It's "Because Woody Allen is a Dirty Old Man!"

7 comments:

Madduane said...

funny coz it's true.

karenzipdrive said...

Yup. I tried hard to keep liking Woody Allen after he ran offf with his stepdaughter, but it was just too creepy.

Steve said...

So, like, if Woody tells them they have to do it, they have to do it?

Next time they should read the fine print better; or, Woody's just such a MANipulative bastard, they just couldn't say no; or, maybe, like Woody, they both realized that this will help with the sales effort; or, they were really attracted to each other's...awesome acting abilities, charismatic similarities and fashion sense; or, no brainer, who wouldn't want to kiss Penny C ?

dguzman said...

I wouldn't want to kiss Penelope Cruz, but I sure wouldn't need Woody Allen to tell me to kiss Scar-Jo! She smokin' hawt!

Like Karen, I too tried to keep an open mind on Woody, but -- ewww. More confusing than why Woody would go for his young and attractive stepdaughter is this: Why the hell would his stepdaughter go for a wrinkly old fart like him? I know he's funny and all, but eewww. Iss-ues.

Steve said...

Didn't you know, beautiful young women are always attracted to the smell of old farts. Do the names, Donald Trump, Larry King, Fred Thompson, ring a bell?
OK, maybe it's the odor of money.

Karen Zipdrive said...

It's the odor of money mixed in with the scent of old coot urine that seems to lure them in.

dguzman said...

Double eewww!