Monday, July 28, 2008

YOU Can Be a Condi Doppelgänger!



Jealous of Thandie Newton? Planning on putting on your own backyard "Sweded" version of Oliver Stone's Bushpic? Or are you simply a particularly kinky pervert? If you answered yes to any of the above questions, buycostumes.com has you covered.

17 comments:

Dusty said...

Gee, the Condo mask isn't selling so well is it? It's already marked down...tsk tsk. ;)

Lamb Cannon said...

i wish i could have a 'signature' hair style!

Madduane said...

The Crazy Eyes mask looks a little too lifelike...

Anonymous said...

Exceptional PSP! $18.99 for a "Dr" Rice mask! Who do think your admirers are? Republican millionaires?

drew in sf said...

Sorry, but I found the Dick Cheney mask to be the most lifeless-like.

karenzipdrive said...

Too bad there's no mouth opening.

Matty Boy said...

This is the scariest picture on this blog since the beginning of summer, when you had Laura Bush in that soft focus shot.

It buuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrns!

In a few years, there will be movies about bank robbers wearing these masks. Who knows, maybe they'll be surfers, too!

Fun.

Muscato said...

This is way too much like those rubber fetishists who wear full female bodysuits.

How do I know about these things?

The Crazy Eyes number looks like it was only slightly remodeled from the Rosalynn Carter original. But it's still plenty creepy.

Anonymous said...

Don't like it. Completely devoid of the preternatural perkiness that is Condi.

Madduane said...

Anonymous -- if by "perky" you mean "dour" then I totally agree!

dguzman said...

Now THAT is some frightening shit: Condi being channeled through Pearl Bailey. Eek.

Sue J said...

Condi being channeled through Pearl Bailey

dguzman wins this round!!

Karen Zipdrive said...

You know what occurs to me? The look on that mask's face is probably the exact same look Condi will have the morning she wakes up to discover she's no longer employed and has to pay for her own travel from now on.

HRH King Friday XIII said...

Oh Princess, please update. This thing is giving me the creeps.

Matty Boy said...

I'm with hrh on this one. An ugly tour bus, puppies, an Excel spreadsheet... ANYTHING to get this picture off the top of the page.

Please.

dguzman said...

I'm groovin' on Matty Boy's new avatar!

Distributorcap said...

this might even scare the night of the living dead zombies