Thursday, May 01, 2008

OK Then, Where's the Blow Zone?



Courtesy of Pony Pal Supreme™ Fritz at CSPAN, we have the above picture of Larry Craig! What's it mean? I have no idea, but since it's Larry Craig, everybody probably went to the other side of the chamber and snickered and made bathroom jokes. Go Larry!

Anybody have any theories about what the colors mean? Oh, I bet you do!

14 comments:

FranIAm said...

I am laughing so hard that I need medical attention.

Anonymous said...

colors = oil drilling locations?

Madduane said...

This reminds me of a Kliban cartoon -- "Hey Europe! Suck my Florida!"

Anonymous said...

The red represents some wide, transcontinental stance. Of what, exactly, I am uncertain, Princess.

Anonymous said...

Fishing rights. There is a joke there somewhere.

Dualtrack said...

From Larry Craig's website:

We are experiencing higher gasoline, oil, and natural gas prices today because of decades of restricted development of new sources of petroleum. We have identified oil and natural gas reserves that can be developed and used responsibly, yet efforts to responsibly develop the energy resources our country possesses, transforming vast areas of opportunity into "The No Zone."

Jess Wundrun said...

Larry Craig has a graphic designer somewhere who must have laughed his ass off for the entire four minutes it took to design that "no zone" logo.

HRH King Friday XIII said...

It's his map showing potential areas for drilling offshore glory holes-- i mean oil fields.

dguzman said...

Larry looks stung in this freeze-frame, as though someone just said No to his Zone.

zeppo said...

A supertanker full of red dye #9 broke apart on the reefs near San Francisco. How it got all the way to the east coast, no one is sure. Possibly illegal immigrants.

Steve said...

You sure he isn't auditioning for the recently created, 'There Is No Global Warming' weatherman spot at FOX News?

Anonymous said...

Is there a sound file -- or better yet, YouTube! -- to accompany this?

TeleFrank said...

why is the taint green?

Distributorcap said...

red = bathrooms where wide stances are tough

green = easy pick ups in airport bathrooms

yellow = wrong stuff on floor of bathrooms