Thursday, February 21, 2008

Quickie: Claymates Attack!

What happens when Entertainment Weekly suggests that Clay Aiken, the former television contest singer, is slightly less-than-perfect in his new role in Spamalot? OMG, the Claymates attack! Honestly, read the comments. You'll laugh. My favorite one is from the enraged Beatrice:

Oh [the reviewer] must be another of those homosexual failed actors that are pissed off at Clay Aiken because he is a successful STRAIGHT man on Broadway. When are you going to hire real writers EW?!



And this fury was for a grade of B+!

9 comments:

karenzipdrive said...

Clay Aiken is straight?
Riiight. So am I.

HRH King Friday XIII said...

Clay is so gay that when he sings penises fall out of his mouth.

Matty Boy said...

You people! Oh, you are so terrible! You can't stand to see a successful straight man in show business!

I'm so mad I can't type anymore!

OH!

Laura said...

Are there really, honestly people who think Clay Aiken is straight? These are the people who said "OMG, no way!" when Lance Bass came out, aren't they?!? Or at least I hope that's who it is...

Distributorcap said...

clay is gay?
is that song from Spamalot - The Movie

Anonymous said...

C'mon, Condi is straight. Why can't Clay be straight?

Karen Zipdrive said...

Hey--where is PSP?
I fear he's extended his vacation.
Please don't do this to us, Miss Pony.

Matty Boy said...

Karen, the Princess is usually a five-day-a-week blogger, only posting weekend stuff on rare occasions. There was nothing on Friday, but there was a flurry during the week, so I'm not worried.

If there's nothing on Monday, then we send out the search party.

samael7 said...

I'm coming to believe that the defining feature for our turn-of-the-century, millennial world is the ability to completely make up our own worlds and, ostritch-like, stick our heads so far deeply into them, we can't see the light of reality.

Thanks a lot, stupid freedom and democracy!