Friday, January 25, 2008

I'm Worried About Peggy Noonan

Oh, sure, Peggy's latest article starts off innocently and predictably enough with disparaging Bill Clinton (she even admits as much), but then she makes the most extraordinary statement:

There are many serious and thoughtful liberals and Democrats who support Mr. Obama and John Edwards, and who are seeing Mr. Clinton in a new way and saying so.

Did you catch that? There are many serious and thoughtful liberals and Democrats? OMG. Is she on drugs?

And then it gets more amazing as she reveals that the Republican Party has been destroyed by... no, not Clinton! By George W. Bush!

Somebody please call an Olsen twin get the poor woman an ambulance. She's obviously delirious.


isabelita said...

Naw. Let her slip away.

Anonymous said...

Well, in all fairness to Noonan, aren't we all "obviously delirious" after seven years of Bush/Condi/the rest of the gang that can't shoot straight ....

samael7 said...

"George W. Bush destroyed the Republican Party, by which I mean he sundered it, broke its constituent pieces apart and set them against each other."

Are you savoring this, St. Peggy of the Dolphins?

This woman just irks me, but I recognize I'm not the first to want her to eat her words.

Sorry for all the links, but I can't say very witty things right now. I haven't had this much bile in my throat since I kicked that little eating disorder.

wassonii said...

The label for this post speaks volumes (and the photoshop doesn't hurt:)
Bilious, indeed.

Princess Sparkle Pony said...

Ha ha! Yeah, my reaction was, "Oh, nice try, Peggy, but you can't just slink away THAT easily."

Distributorcap said...

i think those thousand points of light has made Peggy a veritable piece of swiss cheese

she is a complete and total MORON

Matty Boy said...

OMG! She called The Nation left-liberal and venerable. She made a point of quoting it without making it sound like a refuge for the criminally insane. This is because she feels that they agree with her at long last.

You know, when McCain becomes president and Iraq is a shining victory, she'll be sorry about all those bad things she wrote about Bush.

Of course, by then, she won't remember she wrote them.

And I'll be living in some other English speaking country. Canada and New Zealand are currently running neck-and-neck.

Karen Zipdrive said...

I read her stupid article and commented to her that her piece was just another excuse to whine about Bill Clinton under the guise of a teaser GOP headline.
She's a horse's ass.

Jess Wundrun said...

Did Peggy say the war was bad? Guess she won't be welcome on the "liberal" Sunday morning shows with ideas like that!