Monday, October 22, 2007

CIA Unveils Innovative "Beware of Darkies" Logo



Unbelievably true! Most will comment on its similarity to the Ghostbusters logo, but I think it looks more like Gumby's Negro cousin.

23 comments:

John said...

It turns out this thing has been around for a couple of years. It might be working, because we haven't been all blown up and stuff. On the other hand. Obama's running for president, so maybe not.

sfmike said...

Between the picture below of Crazy Eyes and the black hooded ladies, and now this Black Gumby with a Gun Ghostbusters logo for the CIA, your "unbelievably not photoshopped" category has truly jumped the shark. In fact, you didn't even bother labeling them as UNP.

FranIAm said...

Oh my fucking God.

Speechless.

brooklyn red said...

Aw, come on Princess - fess up. You photoshopped that image, right? and then you did a whole fake CIA website to link it to, right? Cuz this couldn't be real, right? Aw, Princess, please be goofing on us.......please?

Princess Sparkle Pony said...

SFMike, I didn't label this one "unbelievably not Photoshopped", because tecnically it is Photoshopped... but not by me.

dguzman said...

Homeland security indeed. I'll be sure to watch out for "Gumby's Negro cousin" next time I'm at the airport; I feel safer already.

Matty Boy said...

I saw that guy at the airport last time I flew, but foolishly I did not report him to the authorities.

I'll know better next time!

Thanks, Princess, for letting us know how we can help the CIA protect us!

Station Agent said...

Who you gonna call indeed. Who?

sleepyinsaudi said...

I think it looks like sluggo.

sfmike said...

Wow, Princess, I always suspected you were supremely ethical and rule-bound, but now I am assured of it. UNP is inviolate. Thank you.

HRH King Friday XIII said...

It looks more like a nija to me.

karenzipdrive said...

Looks more like a black Gummi bear to me.

pissed off patricia said...

It looks juvenile to me. Did the boy president design it with his crayons and construction paper?

HRH King Friday XIII said...

He seems to slip his giant gun through the barrier.... are you sure this isn't the TSA pin?

Distributorcap said...

did eddie murphy model for the logo?

Ms. A said...

Here is the thing: We're supposed to take anti-terrorisim *seriously?*

felix said...

Here's another thing. Somebody got paid great big taxpayer funded bucks to design this thing.

Anonymous said...

Any cost of the design will be paid back in full with the sales...

Key rings, lapel pins, coffee mugs, t-shirts, mouse pads... At a CIA store near you!

No Marsupial Equivalent said...

I think it looks like its wearing a wrestling mask, or it may be an eeeevil robot.

Lulu Maude said...

Having visited the CIA site, I think that it belongs on the Kids Page.

Anonymous said...

It's the kind of thing you find at the bottom of a cereal box...Thank God & George our great land's security depends on Wheaties eaters.

Matty Boy said...

Keith Olbermann mentioned this last night in the Worst Persons derby. He says he saw it on some blog I've never heard of, but I think he was just worried about saying "Princess Sparkle Pony" on the air.

Some of us guys who are not gay and never have been gay have issues.

Just sayin'.

jolie said...

ah yes - I now have my costume for halloween.

thanks, CIA!