Thursday, August 02, 2007

Pull My Finger

Palestinian Prime Minister Salam Fayyad, right, shakes hand with U.S. Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice, on her arrival at his office in the West Bank city of Ramallah, Thursday, Aug. 2, 2007. Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice arrived Thursday in Ramallah for talks with the moderate West Bank Palestinian leadership, to lay the groundwork for a peace conference with Israel. (AP Photo/Muhammed Muheisen)


Matty Boy said...

Sure, it would be great to shake hands with you, but I'm holding my sunglasses in my right hand so it's like totally awkward right now.

I could switch my sunglasses to my LEFT hand, but you people seem to think the left hand is what people clean their poop chutes with, and you get all "Unclean, unclean!"

Honestly, there's no pleasing some people.

Kelster93 said...

Actually, Condi's designer shades are so fabulously cool that PM Fayyad is trying to take them from her. Note the way she's pulling her hand in towards her body.

This is irrefutable proof that we are STILL an accessories superpower. Need more? Well, missy, just think about those fashion-starved Albanians trying to lift President Bush's oh-so-chic wristwatch during his recent visit there.

Lulu Maude said...

I wonder if finger pulling is as satisfying as diaper fetishes.

PookyShoehorn said...

Yes! She's finally following W's version of diplomacy! Now we'll finally see some progress! (Everyone loves a good fart joke, don't they?)

Jess Wundrun said...

Condi's farts smell like sudanese babies and okra.

wassonii said...

And Fayyad uses the force to dispel such a distinct odor.

karenzipdrive said...

I am reading these posts in backwards order, but all these odd handshake photos make me think the GOP and their sympathizers really DO have some secret, evil thing going on when they appear together in public.
Maybe the latest Harry Potter book has turned me paranoid, but I think the Scull & Bones and other secret fraternities prepared these creeps for something dastardly.

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