First lady Laura Bush, right, appears at the Westbank Community Library with Reese Phinney, left, Tuesday, Aug. 14, 2007, in Austin, Texas. Mrs. Bush, a former librarian and school teacher, is a longtime book and reading advocate, and will have a library named in her honor after it is constructed. She visited the Westbank Library for the dedication and signed the children's book that will be the first in the new facility that will be named in her honor. Reese, 5, is the daughter of Mr. and Mrs. Hartley Phinney, of Franklin, Tennessee. She is the granddaughter of the head librarian at Westbank, Beth Fox. (AP Photo/Harry Cabluck)
Anybody who knows anything about Austin surely knows that the majority of its citizens are probably less than thrilled at the idea of a library named after the insane spouse of the stupidest man to ever run this country. Fortunately for Crazy Eyes, an extensive search finally turned up some parents willing to place their child within reach of Ms. Bush's greedy talons and incisors. Careful, young'un! Oh, who am I kidding; that child is already 3/4 of the way through the First Lady's digestive tract.