Well, even if you do use words like "hairdresser", your blog should be rated "MR" for "Mandatory Reading".
Another of my blog buddies, Padre Mickey, an actual Episcopal priest, got an NC-17 for excessive use of the word missionary, though the software ignored the words wanker and boink, which annoy his wife, The Lovely Mona. Death also is a no-no according to the software. And as far as I can tell, the software ignores commenters completely.
I don't know... I think I may have to reassess my daily, oh who am I kidding, hourly visits to this blog!
Matty boy's right. "Civic Center" is PG because I used the word "death" three times. Yikes.
The G rating doesn't take into account visual representation of things frightening or obscene to young children.Case in point: my children are afraid of Condi's teeth. Which are frequently on prominent display here. They'd pass out if they saw Pickle's or Sam Brownback's. You'd get your 'R' if my children were any guide. Oh, yes, you'd get your 'R'.
You'll have to try harder at swearing, Princess. I know you are a delicate flower and all, but I'm sure you can muster it.In related news, wild-pornstars.com also gets a "G" rating. The site is noted by the rating script for using the word "Steal" once, and is completely overlooked for the multiple uses of the word "Pornstar". Protip: I wouldn't recommend checking out that site, particularly from work. It is as the name suggests.
Fuck, shit, cock, ass, dick, penis, vagina, fisting...Try it now.
As you wish, King. Still rated G.As I thought, comments are ignored. Your filthiness is not seen as a reflection on the Princess. You have a dirty mind for a puppet of royal birth, though your interest in the last topic mentioned is only natural for your kind.
How do I get to that nifty little tool? I'm dying to know what my blog gets...
Hey guys, a little off topic here, and a little slow on my part, but I just wanted to bring it your attention:http://www.viewimages.com/Search.aspx?phrase=vihomeIf you look closely, it seems like poor little Condi is staring wistfully down at Peter, chatting up the pretty blonde. Maybe you could write something dirty about that....
Sorry, the above html does not go directly to the pic, it is picture 7 out of 22 if you search for peter mackay.
The program ignores both comments and everything not displayed on the front page of your blog, Princess. Try running another page through. :)
For Laura, here's the url.http://mingle2.com/blog-ratingPictures don't get looked at by this software, so the Angela Merkel magazine cover and the Eclitse Gum parody are not entered into the equation.
As Matty Boy pointed out, it's words like missionary, torture, sex and death which get one the coveted NC-17 rating. Since I'm a missionary priest, I take the missionary position on many issues.
Padre Mickey - you are so right. I just looked up the rating for the Catholic blog Whispers in the Loggia... It got an R for death, torture and cum. The cum refers to the Latin used.On the other hand, my friend Omar's great gay blog, www.theothero.com got a G. Maybe that's for gay?
Princess--May you never run into a more clever or powerful censor than this one.
My fucking blog was also rated G.Clearly, this rating system was created by Homeland Security or some other Bush-created bunch of clueless baboons.
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