That's Tom Feeney, above, the Florida representative and erstwhile Jack Abramoff golfing partner. I've been looking at pictures of the not-at-all crazy-looking Republican, and I've come to the conclusion that he may have the worst manhair in Congress. The really heartbreaking thing is that it doesn't have to be that way!
Here's the problem: Mr. Feeney seems to apply gobs of sticky gel to his curly tresses, and must be doing so without the knowledge of his hairdresser. He's hairdo hotdogging, in other words. See the blobby mass for yourself:
Ew, right? And see, since his otherwise perfectly fine hair is a little on the thin side, the gooey gel makes it clump together, allowing generous portions of his scalp to show through. This is NOT cute:
See? You can see the whole roundness of his scalp! And if there were no product, or different product, and cut a little shorter, it wouldn't do that! I'm very upset about this!
This man clearly has problems:
Honey, please see a professional for hair product advice STAT! Oh, and good luck with that FBI investigation thingy, too.
16 comments:
ouch, baby.
this man is NOT sparkly.
Get thee to a decent hairdesser!
Whew - that is just so wrong at so many levels.
If he were African American, I think this would be a Red Alert Jeri Curl incident.
Let this be a warning to folks of all races, creeds and colors. The person who sells you Activator is not your friend.
But if the Princess would use her unmatched Photoshopping skills, I think we would see that in the top picture, even with John Edwards' perfect manly haircut, the rest of Feeney's face would still say "heat stroke" and "bughouse crazy".
Third pic down -
Is that an enormous COCK in the blurry foreground???
OMG - good spotting skills.
See, that's what too much product will do, obscure one's vision as to miss that sort of important detail.
Christine- thanks for providing this significant public service.
I bet that rascally PSP was just waiting for someone to find that "waldo" like element in the shot.
His hairdo says "I have backne" and I bet he'd let you pop them.
Is he the same guy who starred in 'Knocked Up'?
Tony Dow meets Ned Beatty. And *so* in denial about the pate.
Jess- I am delighted and disgusted at once by your comments.
And in TOTAL agreement!
Let's face it. The man has a big muff of pubic hair on his head.
You can grease it up all you want, but I bet on closer examination each strand is tri-cornered and subject to unexpected twists and turns.
When I was young there was a kid named Chris Geppert who played in a lot of local garage bands. He had the same hair and we called him "Pubic Head."
He grew up to be Christopher Cross and he has the same mound as this guy.
And I bet you still call him Pubic Head.
I know I will from now on.
karen i am collapsed with laughter.
that's as an important catch as was the hidden penis!
Science has proved that people who overuse hair product are 200x more likely to wear a Bluetooth earphone during all their waking hours.
No, now we call him "Has-been Pubic Head."
He peaked in the 80's and settled into a cloud of very expensive pot smoke.
poor guy.
Compare Feeney's face (first pix) with the pony's head right above him...separated at birth?
Someone stop her! Take away the Aussi Styling Gel! Probation for two weeks for hair recovery!
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